Annoying things that patrons say

This list of annoying things that patrons say is really funny. I like messages 6, 12, 26, 34...well, we librarians seem to have a lot to say on this topic. Share you own grievances here--it will be cathartic. Just today in my ST, a mom moved my very obvious storyteller's chair (you know, the only one at the front, facing the group--duh) and was using it so I had nowhere to sit when I came in!